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A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.
Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.
by Ralph Macchio November 05, 2004
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The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.

Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).
"I hate Starfucks"
"Don't you mean StarBUCKS?
"No, I assure you, I meant Starfucks."
by Bartender February 21, 2004
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After drinking several Venti's from the Starbucks Coffee Chain, your fucks become so jittery, you see stars!
After consuming three Venti lattes consecutively, she starfucked him.
by C boss September 27, 2006
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A new business where you can get both get laid and drink coffee. Teaches you the great art of multitasking and new sex positions. Cheap prices but expensive quality.
guy#1- "dude I'm do horny and I need some coffee"
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*
by El domarino July 04, 2014
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a verb referring to the act of fucking in a Starbucks public bathroom
The Frappuccinos made us very horny so we decided to Starfuck.

We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.
by fratsarestupid April 18, 2011
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