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Snack Pack

A man (any race) who gets bummed by other men without any sexual favors in return. Generally he is open to servicing all races (brown and white pudding).
Jared is a total snack pack. He had a group of 4 men of various races run train on his ass. They left his pudding hole as a snack pack.
by Definitely not Gooch April 14, 2013
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Noun:
A interconnected web of friends that consider each other family and share an eternal bond, forever unbreaking.
"I would consider these people my Snack Pack; I love them dearly"
by 13raydon May 5, 2020
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A snack pack is an act conducted between you and your partner.

Step 1: Pick your favorite snack pack flavor, I prefer chocolate.

Step 2: gently open a pudding snack pack. Leave the tin lid attached to reseal for future use.
Step 3: slowly dip your testicles in said snack pack.

Step 4: Pull your testicles, slowly, out of the snake pack. (If you pull to fast, see pudding spoon.)

Step 5: Dip your chocolate covered testicles in your partner's mouth. Hmmmmmm

Step 6: Leave your testicles in your partner's mouth until they are cleaner than they were prior to dunking your balls in chocolate pudding. If they are still sticky, dip and repeat.
Stack packet complete!

PS: Pudding is pronounced- puuuudddinnggg. When you say it, the noise should come out of your nose and as little tongue movement as possible. That's what she said.
Last night my boyfriend snack pack 'ed like a pro! It took 3 heavy cycles to get them so clean u could eat off of them. Rinse, repeat, reuse, recycle is what I always go by....(Thrasher brasher)
by Thrasher Brasher July 7, 2020
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A perfectly sized plastic container filled with pudding, which is available in a large selection of flavors.
"That bitch is tripping, she can't have a Snack Pack of mine."
by Bobby Cemprola February 19, 2003
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Is a sexual act wherein a male gets both of his testes into a woman's or man's mouth.
Me: She fit both my balls in her mouth. She must have been hungry!

Friend: Nothing like a snack pack for a hungry stomach.
by fartytoot March 24, 2011
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Getting your dick sucked by a midget with down syndrome while drinking a forty and getting a rim job from an old asian prostitute.
dude 1 :yo nigga word up chillin wit vic last nite, went home hooked up a snack pack wit jane and kim ju.

dude 2 : you dumbass cracker that lil down syndrome hoe jane gave dat nigga carl herpes.
by bennypotsmoker March 7, 2007
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The age of MILFs (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) with tramps stamps (Tattoo on lower back) is upon us. A Snack Pack is a MILF with a tramp stamp.
"Hey Mrs. Jones, I think the snack packs are on the bottom shelf"
by DSPeepin October 5, 2011
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