"I met Colin for the first time after we matched on tinder and he told me he's studying the same subject as I do and is into penguin-orgys as well"
"Well he seems like a guy as interlectual and dirty minded as you are - thats a smatch"
"Well he seems like a guy as interlectual and dirty minded as you are - thats a smatch"
by Tanscha June 6, 2019
Get the Smatch mug.1. to get someone wet by rapidly releasing a large amount of water on them
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave
“oh man, he smatched me and now my hair’s wet”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”
by babysharkuwu091 May 7, 2025
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