sement

When you splooge on a girl on any part of her body and she doesnt wash it off in time. It hardens like cement and she cries because her mom sees.

I put sement on trisha's face, and she was very upset when it didn't come off in time for school the next day.

by twitch___ March 10, 2005

sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

by the dawgie July 6, 2010

Sement

Road cum . Plain and simple . Road cum

Stranger : Sement

by 4RG May 21, 2021

Semental

Spanish/Mexican slang used by mature Latina mamas worldwide to affectionately refer to their well-endowed younger lovers. Literally meaning stud.

Also used for uncastrated male horses charged with breeding the mares

"To forget about mi hijo Juan's debts, his well-endowed weed dealer Victor, offered to own me sexually for a week. We have our second anniversary today and waiting for our first niña pequeña. Amo a mi semental.~"

by BWCVictor June 2, 2021

sementhropist

One who donates their semen/sperm for the good of others.

Jim: Hey man, it sucks that you're sterile and shit.
Kenneth: Yo dawg, is aight, we's gonna find us a sementhropist!

by elSementhropist January 26, 2011

Sement

Semen that has dried and become hardened.

I forgot to clean up after ejaculating, and I found sement on my blanket 3 hours later.

by Holy Dinosaur Pussy Eater June 28, 2019

Sementary

(noun): the final resting place for your semen. Examples include: tissues, socks and condoms.

'Bro, last night was great, my sementary was Jessie's face.'

by CFKane May 13, 2014