Slapdickery

Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.

I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.

I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.

by geederd November 28, 2020

Slipdicking

The act of being consistently shady and elusive especially soon after beginning a relationship. This may involve shoddy stories and excuses as to why said slipdicker cannot attend to his/her responsibilities or hang out anymore.

Potter: "I haven't seen Seth in awhile.... wonder why? (sarcasm)"

Kevin: "Well, c'mon... I mean its not his fault he's had six music history tests this week. (sarcasm) He's too busy slipdicking."

Schmitz: "I got some bad news. You're kicked out of school. However, you could always just resort to slipdicking around the bureaucracy of it all."

by diapergays dan October 28, 2010

SlapStick

Comedy based on violence

by bezzerwizzer May 14, 2003

Slapdick

Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by wolf15668 October 11, 2013

slipadicktome

woman:pull out your cock and slide it into my vagina, gentLY, PLEASE !!!

man:done !

I was so horny that I pulled off my underpants and asked him to slipadicktome.

by John R. January 4, 2004

Snapdicked

When you continuously send a person several snapchats of your dick

Brooklyn: "Danilo Snapdicked me last night and it was gross because he has a wart infested chose"

by Mello August 28, 2015

slamstick

the tubelike object that hangs between a man's thighs. Also known as a penis.

I gave her a mushroom tatoo with my slamstick.

by Chris Wagner January 18, 2003