Golden Slazenger

When a gentleman opens up his partners anus and proceeds to urinate within.

It cost a lot of money, but it was well worth it for that golden slazenger!

by Jjely90 July 25, 2018

skeaze

a cross between a skank and a sleaze.
generally a guy who sleeps around and expects girls to still like him.

female version: skeaze-whore

you slept with my best friend last night and now you want to get with me? you're such a skeaze!

by charli88 December 30, 2005

skeaze

n. a totally gross and indesirable guy

Ugh! I can't believe he tried to touch me. What a total skeaze!

by Abatron August 8, 2004

Slazelbean

An incredibly attractive women whom you would like to get acquainted with.

Check out that slazelbean, man I would love to spread her on a ritz!

by Lowell Parker July 2, 2007

slazer

a super laser. shoots intense beams that exceed average lasers.

hey, check it out! they're setting up a slazer over there!

by ph stud April 2, 2008

Slazed

strictly from the 253. A level above blazed where all you want to do is tear apart the dollar menu and go to sleep.

Last night big ty and amac were so slazed they ate ten mchickens and fell asleep in the car.

by Doug Fresh253 October 3, 2007

Slazed

so sleepy that you feel stoned, everything is funny and your short term memory is out the door. red-eyes and slow talking, zombie like kicks. Could also be spelled "slayzed".

i was so slazed after work i locked my keys in my car, but then forgot where my car was.

by Miyags August 3, 2007