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n. a totally gross and indesirable guy
Ugh! I can't believe he tried to touch me. What a total skeaze!
skeaze by Abatron August 8, 2004
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Verb - to try to pick up a girl but by being a total dirt ball in the process; a much more negative connotation than skeem; usually best used when followed with an "up"; when you say he's skeazing up on her it is also somewhat implying he is sneaking up on her; will go as far as to use some sort of date rape drug to get the girl alone with him
Look at that chaatch bag skeazing up all over that girl.
He's trying to skeaze up on that bitch.
How many girls have you skeazed on tonight?
skeaze by Jaiye April 17, 2006
The bitch is such a skeaze
skeaze by Jen December 3, 2004
Anything you want it to be, or the 8th dwarf from snow white.
That girl is such a skeaze. Im skeazing for some pancakes. I hate you and your skeazing mom too. Sleepy, Dopey, DOc, Skeazey etc. etc.
skeaze by TheSK34Z3bag December 28, 2003
A skanky sleaze; someone putting on the moves in a sleazy (but sometimes) invited manner!
You are acting like a skeaze! (but keep doing what you're doing!)
Skeaze by TM of Skeaze July 28, 2012

Skeaze Ball 

A complete jerk and douche. Usually found in ghetto places hanging around the pay phone.
This guy took my ring after he broke up with me. He's such a skeaze ball.
Skeaze Ball by williwonka November 29, 2011
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