The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.
by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017
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"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"
by Octopod November 21, 2003
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The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.
After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.
by zee ubernator April 21, 2009
Get the epic shrinkage mug.1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.
2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.
2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.
you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"
minutes later....
your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."
minutes later....
your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."
by elchavito99 November 17, 2011
Get the ground shrinkage mug.When someone is never not a dick but can have occasional outbursts of being nice, therefore decreasing how big of a dick they are
by JxkeSED January 29, 2016
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After getting out of the bath i had the shrinkles
if a astronaut loses oxygen in space their head will shrinkle
if a astronaut loses oxygen in space their head will shrinkle
by DeusXv January 5, 2011
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