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Shrinkles

A word invented by Denis O Riordan to describe both the skrinking and the wrinkling of an object, the word was created using combinational logic combining both shrinks and wrinkles to create an entirely new word
After getting out of the bath i had the shrinkles

if a astronaut loses oxygen in space their head will shrinkle
by DeusXv January 5, 2011
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shrinkles

Wrinkles that appear on a woman (usually in the facial region) after significant weight loss.
Mavis: 'ave you seen Doris of late? 'Er shrinkles are 'orrid!
Dorothy: Innit!
by mr. duffy October 18, 2008
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Boner Shrinker

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.
Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."
by skidale November 2, 2008
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yellow sprinkles

Another term for giving someone a Golden Shower.
“Bro I totally gave her yellow sprinkles last night! My bed was soaked!”
by TheMotherfuckingPeeLord February 25, 2019
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Skip the sprinkles

A phrase used to describe clean shaven pubic hair.

Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.
Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.

Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?

Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.

"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."
by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012
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Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass
by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019
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FEMA shingles

The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane
I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina
by booboo2u February 8, 2010
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