shmirky

A face known to look somewhat like this, :7.

"Erica had a shmirky like face like this, ":>""

by Grahambentz December 25, 2007

shmork

a verb used to describe a type of kissing... badly; one's tongue is curved (the "spoon") and the other's is bent up (the "fork"), making the lip-lock very uncomfortable. The "fork" in the kiss is the aggressive person..almost stabbing the other participant.

Girl 1: OMG i just saw you making out with that guy over there!.. he keeps looking around for you-what are you doing?

Girl 2: we need to leave NOW ! he's got to be THE worst kisser in the world... just shmorked me basically.

Girl 1: ahhh. the shmork. that's sickkkkkk.

by Gennifer Nolak February 25, 2008

Shmorkrex fyorbol

The act to strangle someone, cut them up, and start doing sexual things with their severed head or buttocks

Damn that girl looking fine I might have to commit shmorkrex fyorbol

by CRYPT1C_T3DDY October 27, 2019

shmonky

another name for something you find cute

i love you, shmonky

by shmonky April 14, 2022

shmorty

A Shorty That Smokes

Ryan: Know anyone who needs bud?

Liam: “Yea, this girls a shmorty”

by Youngbuckybandz June 13, 2022

Shmorkledorp

When something is unruly and unnatural in nature

“Why you so shmorkledorp”

by Shmorkleforp May 17, 2023

shmork the shmoon

When you yield to a bus

I was driving down the road and I forgot to shmork the shmoon

by Fart Handler 997 December 2, 2023