Shnorkly

When you speak with others and they can hear how stuffed up you are due to a cold or flu. Sometimes certain words you say might sound funny or incorrect. This usually occurs when there is a mass of booger buildup in your nasal cavity.

"Hey Nicole, you sound incredibly shnorkly today".

by DennySwift August 14, 2016

shnork

Rather like a schmuck and a dork in one. The kind of person who will foul themself, and, with a spreading stain and at the center of a malodorous plasma, blame the dog.

That Bin Laden is such a shnork, he flunked self-demolition.

by Juan Freeman May 8, 2005

shnorkey

to describe something

also it can mean to shnork things like fire ants

if you did a nice skateboard line you would say you shnorked that one if you see something cool you can say that reminded me of shnorkey

by oh chico thats the stuff December 20, 2009

shnork

When a guy ditches his male friends to go meet a chick and get nothing out of it.

When a guy pretends to be the Alpha male but is really whipped by his girlfriend.

When a guy is more feminine than his girlfriend and states all kind of lovey dovey Shit.

A cool exit from the passenger seat of a white intergra full of red stickers

I was suppose to meet up with Rick last night but he pulled a shnork on me!
Eric might want us to believe that he's tough with his gf, but we knwo he's another shnork.
you have to shnork in public
Yo? you saw the way he shnorked out of the car

by Aims January 20, 2006

Shmork

shmork is not a word

shmork, that's not a word

by notaword August 7, 2011

shnorkel

A technique for the rapid consumption of beer from bottles. A bendy straw is inserted into the top of the bottle, and is bent over the side; then, the beer can be consumed from the mouth of the bottle, leaving the bendy straw exposed to allow air into the bottle.

1: Everyone outside, we're shnorkelling.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

shmork

a verb used to describe a type of kissing... badly; one's tongue is curved (the "spoon") and the other's is bent up (the "fork"), making the lip-lock very uncomfortable. The "fork" in the kiss is the aggressive person..almost stabbing the other participant.

Girl 1: OMG i just saw you making out with that guy over there!.. he keeps looking around for you-what are you doing?

Girl 2: we need to leave NOW ! he's got to be THE worst kisser in the world... just shmorked me basically.

Girl 1: ahhh. the shmork. that's sickkkkkk.

by Gennifer Nolak February 25, 2008