shmoinked

skillfully yoinked or stolen in a smooth manner

“I was about to grab a snack when I realized my brother shmoinked the chips without me noticing.”

by MAC777000 September 22, 2022

Shmunked

To get absolutely bitch smacked by someone or to get dropped

DAMNNNNN THAT NIGGA JUSTIN GOT SHMUNKED HE DEAD AS HELLLL

by Blaillou October 22, 2023

[shlinked]

To spit something unnatural out of your mouth.

I just shlinked my gum on the ground.

by Joshua Copple and Kevin Chau February 4, 2009

shoinked

The act of pulling ones car keys out of someone's pocket without their concent

You Just got shoinked

by Brog54 January 15, 2017

Sminked Sack

The result of having your testicles vigorously flick for a period of time.
Sore, numb, tender. Often noticeable when a purple, bruise liked mark, is left on the under side of the ball sack.

Dave continuesly flicked Garret’s nuts while he was sleeping, Garret woke up with a severe case of sminked sack.

by MongedMiSmik September 25, 2018

shmanked

Shmanked

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Adjective
To be unreasonably entoxicated. Effected to the point of nonsensical delirium.

"Devon was so shmanked he pied on the table!"

by meowdaddy September 14, 2020

shminkem

……….Shminkem……….

Settin tha wayve for yalll mf ya welcome … shminkem… … … .

by caaseyzz April 14, 2022