Smegladon

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell

Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon

by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020

Shmellabong

A slimy kiss from a dog with bad breath.

When awoken by a very smelly dog slurping all over your face... THAT is a shmellabong!

by Gretchen Winter October 19, 2004

schmegladon

Giant floppy uncircumcised weenie.

Did you see drake flopping around his schmegladon

by Paintmaster15 March 26, 2024

Samegadon

this is a large, very old wooden dinasour, found in middle egypt.

Some very ol' man found a samegadon is his pants while climbing the toilet seat in egypt

by SAmegaon man man man man May 4, 2005

Smegaladon

Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma

Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?

Person 2: No what is it?

Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

Smegladoff

What I call the girl I love.

You're such a smegladoff.

by Bzlots May 9, 2023

smegladoff

A word she made up that can mean anything.
(When I say it to her it means she is someone I love.)

She's such a smegladoff.

by Bzlots May 9, 2023