Shelley

This is that whore ass asian in your group that is rude for no reason. She’s friends with many people but as soon as you try to be nice she ignores your ass. She’s also one of the biggest followers in the group if not the biggest

You:Yo shelley I hope you had a good day

Shelley:

by BigSex69 February 25, 2020

Shelley

Where the best mums are born and are amazingg beautiful passionate and compassionate an lovely and loving amazing person so yeh❤️

"What's your name?"

"Shelley"
"Wow your amazing"

by locelygirltbf November 9, 2019

Shelley

A girl without much personality, who enjoys giving one-word answers and staring blankly at people when asked a question.

"An empty car pulled up and Shelley got out."

Person 1: "What's your name?"
Shelley: *stares*

by Harty4 May 16, 2010

Shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelleyed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

by Stephen TO August 6, 2008

Shelley

Someone being a controlling bitch who acts black but is ultra pale.

Person 1: Don't you go to a white school?

Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.

Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.

by Fucc da h8rs February 13, 2009

Shelley

A woman who has existed long before existence was even a thing, and will continue to be that way

Shelley's cave

by 54321oosah September 29, 2019

Shelley

Fat bitch who will never get a boyfriend. She loses all friends and is ugly

Eww its shelley
Shelley is fat

by Anshhhhsjdkks October 19, 2019