So this girl and I were playing 'just the tip' so I could convince her to have sex, but she said no and I had to settle for a shelley.
by the infamous S. March 16, 2007
shelley is an old lesbian p.e. teacher that hooks up with other female p.e. teachers. she will belittle your friends volleyball skills and make you feel bad about urself. but.... she can be nice when she wants to.
kid#1: dude who do you have for p.e.?
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.
kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.
kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!
by thotslayer6ix9ine August 26, 2019
The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:
"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"
**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***
"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"
**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***
1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelley'ed him."
2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."
2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."
by stephenTO!! July 24, 2008
When I woke up today, the heating was nearly half a degree out of whack, so I obviously had to some Shelleying. I told my boss I had hypothermia and was in the spa by 9.30.
A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.
Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”
A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.
Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”
by Lancaster's Second Finest March 15, 2019
One of the most amazing, outstanding people to ever come across. Shelley is quite hard to miss with her outstanding personality which is like no other, you'll never come across someone like Shelley ever again, so make sure you never leave her. Shelley, even having a wonderful name is also an amazingly beautiful person inside and out, Shelley is a stunningly attractive, very pretty person and stands out from everyone else because she is so great. If you ever come across Shelley be sure to make her feel happy.
Shelley's superb smile, eyes shine so bright, it melts anyone's heart within milliseconds, it is something you cannot miss. Her perfect blue eyes, boy oh boy you could stare at for the rest of your life and would still have not stared long enough. Now her smile... Well where can anyone start, it's something you'll only ever get to see in one life time, so make sure you don't miss it because seeing a smile like hers is like no other, it will make your stomach turn to jelly and you will suffer terrible but worthwhile butterflies. Shelley is filled full of happiness and laughter and being with her is one of the best things in the world.
Shelley's superb smile, eyes shine so bright, it melts anyone's heart within milliseconds, it is something you cannot miss. Her perfect blue eyes, boy oh boy you could stare at for the rest of your life and would still have not stared long enough. Now her smile... Well where can anyone start, it's something you'll only ever get to see in one life time, so make sure you don't miss it because seeing a smile like hers is like no other, it will make your stomach turn to jelly and you will suffer terrible but worthwhile butterflies. Shelley is filled full of happiness and laughter and being with her is one of the best things in the world.
by Anonymoususer69 August 14, 2014
One of the nicest people in the world. So understanding, trustworthy and cheerful. She has amazing ideas and the best advice. Obsessed with musicals.She always thinks of the positive things and looks on the bright side. She is alsooo veryy pretty and funny. Shelley's are generally very talkative and stunning.
If ever I need to talk about something, Shelley is the person to go to.
If ever I need to talk about something, Shelley is the person to go to.
by LittleRave January 25, 2009
A very kind and compassionate person who ALWAYS roots for the underdog! Very beautiful with a great sense of style but can be one of the guys. Has a great sense of humor and a contagious laugh. Simply said a Shelley is a wonderful person to know!
by ~jbug February 10, 2010