shelfdom

Where a woman or man are when they haven’t been married or had kids by age 30-40

Stephanie now lives in Shelfdom she’s thirty five and single. Ryan still lives with his parents and plays video games he’s definitely in shelfdom

by Pitman Poet November 11, 2020

Shelfer

This is your friend with benefits. Who you totally want to be your boyfriend. Who treats you like his girlfriend… Until someone he actually wants to date comes along. Then he puts you back on the shelf. Then, when they break up, he texts you to see what’s up and the cycle starts all over, until he puts you back on the shelf again. And all the while, he never deletes Tinder from his phone! LESSON: Do you really want to be someone’s place holder? Life isn’t a Hollywood rom com; he doesn’t realize he’s in love with you in Act III — this is a never-ending miniseries of him treating you like a security blanket.

I'm not going to fuck him anymore, now I know he's just a shelfer.

by didivine September 6, 2014

Shelded Like a Foldon

When one absolutely sh*ts the bed, in the most humiliating way possible.

He could have dated that supermodel, but instead loudly sharted himself in front of her and her whole family. He really shelded like a foldon.

by NorwegianGuy99 December 14, 2021

shelled

Like an artillery attack, a pitcher who allows more than four runs in less than five innings.

Barry Zito was totally horseshit! He pitched only 4.0 innings and was shelled...allowing 6 hits, 7 runs, 7 earned runs, 7 walks, and 2 strikeouts.

by Giants suck July 16, 2007

selfed

Selfed to be self-sufficient self-reliant. To make your own way.

Man Joey totally selfed that situation.

Jon didn't need anyone he selfed it he's a total boss.

by Selfed Made February 17, 2018

top shelfer

Dropping a crap in the toilet tank (instead of the bowl).

JJ got so drunk he laid a top shelfer at Angelina's party.

by BendyBendo February 2, 2007

shelved

To insert an object into the anus!

I shelved a cucumber into my butt and loved it

by funpac January 30, 2010