sheit

a beautiful chunky peice of brown sheit. (known as shit).. and it comes out of a asshole full of dry shit that you did not wipe.

Sheit.

by https.//ww.yourmom.com December 14, 2021

Sheit cast

Feces that covers and dries on your penis after anal sex

I always get a sheit cast after I have sex with my girlfriend.

by Kickrocksmf October 11, 2021

oh sheit

the classic "oh shit!" in the words of a suspected 70 year old german lady

see Phony like a CAT

oh sheit

davido:babss the plane is going to crash
babs: oh shiet

by babss September 23, 2007

Sheet Lightning

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!

I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!

by Starchylde September 5, 2016

sheet lightning

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

by Starchylde July 14, 2016

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017