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Shamblesgrove

This is what happens when a girl with a fetish for hair attacks a man at the bar by ripping his top few buttons in order to determine how much hair she is actually dealing with. If the level of hairiness pleases the woman, she will eventually sleep with the guy.
Jesus Charles, what happened to you last night?

I was Shamblesgroved.
by yooniverse187 June 29, 2009
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absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012
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ShamQBlumpkin

It's a combination of four of the greatest feelings in the world getting head, taking a shit , getting your head shampooed, and last but, not least having a Q-tip gently swirled in your ear.
I got ShamQBlumpkinned in Thailand and now I have become quite the sexual deveant!
by Cra-Z Paul July 25, 2009
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Shamburger

A variant of Cyneburga/Cyneburg meaning "Royal Fortress" in Old English (Anglo-Saxon, Germanic).
"Cyne" or "Sham" meaning 'Royal'.
"Burga" or "Burger" meaning 'Fortress'.

Saint Cyneburga, a daughter of a king of Mercia, was the founder of an abbey at Gloucester in the 7th century.

Anglo Saxon: a member of the Germanic peoples conquering England in the fifth century a.d. and forming the ruling class until the Norman conquest.
Shanequia L. L. 'Shamburger' & Otha L. 'Shamburger' IV relationship mirrored the relative image of their younger siblings, Shanea 'Shamburger' and Jorden 'Shamburger', who they loved dearly.
by OHaaaaM 'OzH' YeGNOS December 25, 2018
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Omni-shambles

A prodigiously inept individual, typically involved in the political domain. Just as God is omni-potent and 'all-powerful', such an incompetent is omni-shambolic and 'all-failing'. Coined by Malcolm Tucker, of 'The Thick of It' fame.
I was going to ask if you could help me with my science project, but then I remembered you were the omni-shambles so I asked my step-dad for some money so I could download it from the internet instead.
by FitzyG789 February 15, 2010
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Shamblor

A person that makes a room untidy on purpose with the specific intent of annoying the main users of said room.
"My room looks like it's been hit by a shamblor"

"Michael is a right shamblor. I ate the last of the pizza and I come back to find my socks stuck in the ceiling fan"

"I had a row with the ex and I come back to find that she's shamblored me"
by takerdemon July 2, 2009
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shambles

when an event degenerates into a random, confusing state; a complete mess.
tonight has officially become a shambles
by that JP guy June 11, 2006
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