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Adjective. The state of being where one's life is in "shambles." Typically occurs the morning after fraternity parties or during exam weeks.
That girl looked quite shambly on her walk of shame this morning.
Shambly by Fratthew April 2, 2010
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Adj. When one is in a state of confusion in which their life is disorderly and chaotic; also used to describe when one is disheveled, haggard or just a complete mess.
I am so shambly I spend more money on booze than food
Shambly by tarynNmark March 10, 2011
A term used by basic bitches to say they and/or their life is "in shambles," or a huge fucking mess. Usually refers to being sloppy and drunk off one's ass.
Terri: "Omg Stacy, did you see how shambly Karen was at the frat party?"

Stacy: "I can't even. After she threw up, I heard she literally gave Trevor road head when he drove her home in his Prius."
Shambly by G.andy18 February 27, 2017
In reference to "in shambles" ; everything is falling apart
"This is a shambly mess!"
"Reid, shambly is a real word!"
"That slawcat is a shambly mess!"
Shambly by aintnothing7 November 23, 2014

The Shambly Sherm

I made it up
I made the shambly sherm up
The Shambly Sherm by sroobkiller October 28, 2024

my life is in shambles

my life is in shambles by Mcfrizzel December 19, 2016

Shamblastique 

1. Another word for wow or amazing.

2. When you find money in your pockets that you didn't know was there.

3. When you think about a word too hard and it loses it's meaning.
1. "That's shamblastique"

2. "Oh shamblastique! There was a ten in my pocket this whole time. I'm going to go to Starbucks with this" :)

3. Sarah-"Have you ever thought what the word birthday really means?"
Caitlin-"Don't think about it too hard, your brain will shamblastique!"
Shamblastique by Caitlin's17 January 16, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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