Seed

A "Deez Nuts" joke, especially effective when someone is complaining about seeds in their weed.

Patient: WTF there was a seed in that last bag.

Caregiver: A seed? ::grabs crotch:: Well, seed deez nuts.

by bigjimi June 14, 2014

Seed

Derogatory term used to insult those who would use terms like 'Fag' or 'Queer' as insults.

This word references said insultant's heterosexuality in a negitive light, as opposed to a homosexual who could not produce offspring.

"God damned seeds, always having sex..."

"Why don't you go kiss a girl? Seed!"

by Garrett October 26, 2004

Seed

A code used in Minecraft to generate terrain a certain way

Dude, check out this cool Minecraft seed! Diamonds right below me at the coordinates 36.876 / 8.00000 / 124.547

by CalebTechnology April 16, 2015

seed

Number of users with the file on a file sharing network.

Also, a variable number in an algorithm that changes based on this number, "the seed".

The seed of a random number generator is usually time.

by Resorath June 26, 2004

seed

Sperm

Derek Wolf Planted his seed in his wife. She accepted all of his seed. His seed is growing.

by Deez September 18, 2003

Seeding

When one dude cums inside another dude who is really horny and he wants to own him with his cum so he pushes it all inside him and makes him take every last drop of it with no condom holding it back

"Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"

by Brady's Bitch December 22, 2009

seed

meaning either your sperm, which you plant to grow a 'child' or a child which you have to feed to make him/her grow.

Is that your seed in her belly?

by cErTiFiEd December 14, 2004