scrotomima

Teabagging a hot piping stack of pancakes (see Teabagging). Origin: a combination of Scrotum and Aunt Jemima (syrup).

teabaggin nutbagging scrotum testes syrupy discharge sea donkey

Dude, I was so stoned at IHOP last night.

Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!

by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

Scrotographer

Someone who persists in taking so many ridiculous candid photos for their FB page that only a kick in the nads will stop them.

Jed: Little Lexi's bowling party seems to be going well!
Zed: Yes, except for that guy taking all the dumb action photos with his iphone.
Jed: Yeah, he's bugging the kids
Zed: He's a scrotographer. I'll fix him!

by Ned Wazoo April 12, 2012

Scroopa

Fake ass. Something or someone that is fake. Not real. Liar. Knock off.etc

I hate when people wear scroopa jordans.

by Badace3 August 16, 2011

screwtopia

Noun: The opposite of utopia. Mired in frustration, confusion. Unable to find solutions.

In the currently failing economy, I am in a state of screwtopia.

by dommerbc May 19, 2009

Scrotocracy

The Junior Cadets of the patriarchy. Obnoxious, predominately white boys. Fraternities. Golf. Sailing. Polo Shirts. Dockers.
Dude-Boys of power to be. Sons of Senators, Governors, Business Executives, MegaChurch Preachers. Read about them in the book, "The Family."

Dicks presumptive.

It's amazing who can get into the Scrotocracy. Look at George Bush Jr.-boozing, coke snorting, AWOL, business disasters. If his Daddy hadn't been such an Uber-Patriarch he'd be broken down trailer trash for sure. The fact that Barbara Bush is the only female member of the patriarchy didn't hurt. Dan Quail was a flame out-he never made the transition from Scrotocracy to patriarchy with the biggest hand-up.

by RevDrDK November 12, 2009

Scrotepack.

When you have a six pack on your scrotum. It is achieved by putting a weight on your balls, and then going in a hot room, then a cold room and getting a six pack on your balls.

Jeff: that’s a nice scrotepack john I wish I had one.
John: thanks Jeff I had to work a lot for my scrotepack.

by Scrototo. July 28, 2023

scrotopussy

As seen in some embarrassing photos of Paris Hilton going commando. Her labia resemble a wrinkled scrotum.

"I was gonna go down on this girl but then i saw her scrotopussy and then i threw up."

by Non-Ultra September 22, 2006