"Yo John watch me scrunkle this baby"
"Yo John I'm scrunkling this baby"
"Yo John I just scrunkled that baby"
"Yo John I'm scrunkling this baby"
"Yo John I just scrunkled that baby"
by ItsPheral March 1, 2023
Get the Scrunkle mug.Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.
Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:
A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn
E. No halting a match
It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.
Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:
A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn
E. No halting a match
It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.
Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020
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Opinions are presented as facts and are shouted rather than spoken. This is particularly evident when the stronkler is inebriated.
Opinions are presented as facts and are shouted rather than spoken. This is particularly evident when the stronkler is inebriated.
Justine's friend--- ' I can't believe Karl propositioned Justine last night?"
Justine's other friend---" Was that before or after his monologue on pregnancy and religion?
Justine and friends------Karl is such a fucking stronkler
Justine's other friend---" Was that before or after his monologue on pregnancy and religion?
Justine and friends------Karl is such a fucking stronkler
by Reb Armstrong April 5, 2020
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by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020
Get the Scronker mug.Injured, damaged, or dismantled or destroyed in some fashion.
Alternately, scrambled and disoriented, in an intoxicated sense.
Alternately, scrambled and disoriented, in an intoxicated sense.
Man, that Four Loko purple kush crossfade's got Billjoe totally scrondled, he's flopping all over the place memeing about conspiracies and shit.
Woah, that crash had my car completely scrondled. It'll take weeks for the repairs to finish.
Woah, that crash had my car completely scrondled. It'll take weeks for the repairs to finish.
by Scrondledondle September 7, 2022
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An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?
An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?
This bastard is a scrunklefuck.
by Lucky Ruell April 18, 2023
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