Scoof

A type of person. That is so fricken annoying always steals my man

Person 1: carly is such scoof she stole my man

Person 2
Man sorry to year that
Person 1
You're a scoof to so shutup

by Pftt November 10, 2018

Scoof

80s slang for sex.

Nude on all fours on the bed, Kristy looked back over her shoulder and said to Larry, let's scoof.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 8, 2019

Scoof

An insult meaning weak, scary or lame, or being a punk

Aye you a scoof a$$ n!gga. Or

Stop being a scoof

by Taedagoat December 1, 2020

Scoof

Bitch ahh nigga

“Ole scoof ahh nigga”

by SKIMBO July 17, 2022

scoof

A fat middle-aged man in sloppy clothes who doesn't do any sport but prefers to sit on his sofa playing videogames or watching TV. A scoof usually works at factory or in the office, has interests in simulator games or fishing, likes to grumble at younger people.

What a beer belly! I bet this scoof hasn't seen his dick in years!

by Boltotron September 17, 2024

scoofa

A celebratory exclamation, similar to 'booyah,' used by Merlin (William Papadin's characterization) while playing DnD.
It's often accompanied by a fist pump.

"Is there a hot MILF inside the angry mountain troll?"
"...No. There's no hot MILF inside; but, you do find a shovel."
"Scoofa!"

by msinkwell September 23, 2021

Scooby Dune

A sexual process that is started by shoving a dog biscuit up a girl's ass. Then she tied up to a rusty old hipster drug van. She is then fucked in the pussy by a crow bar as the Scooby Doo theme song plays in the background. The process is completed by ripping off her face, saying "Mystery solved!", drenching her corpse and the van in gasoline and igniting it, and finally sending the van off a cliff while yelling "Zoinks!". Afterwards you fuck her dad.

"Yeah I gave my side bitch a mad Scooby Dune fam, but on God her dad had a better ass."

by Feridon Hamidi March 1, 2019