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Scoofity 

The best username anyone could have. Commonly shortened to 'Scoof' which is popular around teenagers aged 16. Everyone loves the name Scoofity and it will make you 10x popular.
Guy1: What is your username?
Guy2: Scoofity
Guy1: EpIc NaMe BrO
Urban Dictionary Merch

scoopity woop 

When you snatch something from someone
I scoopity wooped that guys girl.
scoopity woop by yungdagg3rd1cc July 18, 2018

Poopity Scoopity Woopty Woop 

Scoopity Woop. Poopity Scoop. Scoopity Poop Scoop Poop Doop.
Person 1: Poopity Scoopity Woopty Woop
Person 2: David, it's been eight years. Please come back.

Poopity scoopity woopity do

The act of scooping crap into a dish and staring at it for hours whilst constipating existence.
Tod was feeling down so he took a crap on the floor, one "Poopity scoopity woopity do* later Tod was contemplating existence.

scoopity poop

Kanye first said it. Invented it. All credit to him. Used to reference scooping big bombs, so you don't plug your toilet. Thank you Ye!
Had to scoopity poop at your mom's house
scoopity poop by Mike the Professor September 8, 2023

Woofty Scoofty 

Pulling the wool over one's eyes
The old switcheroo
Zigging instead of zagging, or vice versa
I thought that prick was gonna take care of this piece of business for me. You gave me the old woofty scoofty ya prick ya!
Woofty Scoofty by Stiltch June 30, 2011
A word someone named Scott created specifically to post something on here. So add me up on Instagram @scott__daily and um, yeah enjoy this definition. So anyway, im kinda bored so im just gonna keep writing but you can just stop reading here because i don't know what im really saying, im basically just waffling at this point like omg definitions, am i right? ha ha
Guy1: I wanna add a word on urban dictionary
Guy2: Thats a scoofitan
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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