Schlinky

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.

Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.

by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010

shplink

a hot mama that likes to put out

i.e. a hot whore

daaang that chick's a total shplink

by pimp daddy whore May 13, 2005

Schlinky

A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.

Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.

by SoH leader December 19, 2011

Schlinky

A word meaning the best of a group of players in an XBox live game. For example, if a group of people were playing Call of Duty, on the XBox, the highest ranked person in the game would be Schlinky.

I had Schlinky in my game earlier

by Oo Schlinky oO September 22, 2009

schplinkadoo

Someone whom you miss terribly, as they are simply not around as often as needed.

ie- "I miss you terribly, schplinkadoo."

by tantenoonie November 19, 2009

Schlinky

Originates from the Cape Town term which relating to a special group of people. Similar in meaning to shiznit.

The incuBeta shlinkey's are the bomb!

by incubatorian March 11, 2005

Schplick

When you turn on the tap too fast, and water (or whatever is in the cup/tap) spills over the side of the cup.

Jim: Ugh, I'm soaked.
Arran: What happened?
Jim: Turned on the tap too fast and then BAM! Schplick.
Arran: Wow... you need to be more careful.

by Nightsworn April 14, 2014