Schmertle

Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.

"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."

by Samnation August 25, 2008

Schmurred

When you smear and blur a drawing or something written.

The word Schmurred is not interchangeable with the words smeared or blurred. The item must have been smeared and blurred for the term "Schmurred" to be applicable

i wiped my hand across this picture i just drew and it schmurred!

by Mrs_Lawliet November 16, 2009

Schmuffled

when something isnt sitting right or when something looks out of place.
also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed

"my hair is all schmuffled today"

to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"

"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "

by xx_jadore_dior August 1, 2013

shmortled

To get fucked up, as in really drunk.

Time to get shmortled

by MrSquash November 19, 2020

schmorgledorf

When somebody places a double a battery in their asshole, a double a battery in a woman's vagina, And then proceed to connect both batteries via jumper cables.

Yo bra, me and Dinkle Jr Schmorgledorfed at prom last night.

by P00PSHANK January 7, 2025