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Dwide Schrude

Paternal great-grandfather of paper salesman Dwight Schrute. All we know about Dwide Schrude is that he was Amish and had a son, grandson and great-grandson who were all named Dwight Schrute.
Dwight Schrute: My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name, Dwide Schrude."
by Knew too much help October 10, 2020
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Schaudenfreude

The act of gaining enjoyment from another person's misery.
Dude! Slow down, let me rubber neck that fatality car accident and catch me some Schaudenfreude.
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
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schmodel

A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).

A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.

A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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Schmuddle

The act of smothering and cuddling with the babycakes
Who's up for some schmuddle time!
by KingofSchmuddle March 26, 2011
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Schmuel Log

Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.
Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?
by TheDumpman January 26, 2017
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Schmades

You're leaving? Alright, schmades
by meebs3 January 6, 2009
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Schmuper

Used to describe the supreme form of everything that can be described. Nothing can beat or even come close to the likeness of the described word.
John: I bet my humongadagongous brain is bigger than yours.

Anne: Nope. Mine’s super duper schmuper big.

John: I can’t beat that. You win.
by Bahaha Boi October 10, 2020
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