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Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.
That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.
by 202101 December 24, 2010
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schmockey

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."
by rpc11 October 30, 2007
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Schtookie

When driving or as a passenger on a road trip and the need to use the restroom occurs. Someone within the vehicle says "schtookie" requesting that the driver to proceed to the next available facility with a restroom.
While on a road trip Rubi and Lee needed to use the restroom. They informed Madge, the driver, by saying "schtookie". Madge then exited the highway to the nearest facility with a public restroom.
by rflghorns September 4, 2012
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schmodied

Beyond bodied. The act of being extremely inebriated. Fucking gone.
"Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied..."

"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"

"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."
by Montclair Scrolling Society October 5, 2007
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Schmoopie Papoopie

word to describe something that is cute, adorable, and overall makes you feel good in the inside. Often used sarcastically

a term often used on the web show the "Young Turks" by host Cenk Ugyur and Ana Kasparian.
Person 1- Hey Person 2, look over there, a fluffy bunny!
Person 2- schmoopie papoopie !!!!
by KoolKarlen January 27, 2010
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Schmoke

To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.
"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You
by Eel Cire January 26, 2014
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schmoopie

1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.
Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.
by Schwanz mit Ohren June 9, 2005
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