Schmuck

A stupid fool who does silly things.

Max, what the fuck are you doing you schmuck!

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018

schmuckaluck

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.

Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.

by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009

Shush you schmuck

An example of Niko and Chunkz telling people to be quiet for waffling

Niko ‘shush you schmuck’

by Callum A November 30, 2019

schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

by The Fly February 9, 2004

tabloid schmuck.

the ABC reporters

Assange: tabloid schmuck.

by assange April 13, 2011

schmuckatelli

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.

every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

Schmauck

n., v.
1) To smoke Cannabis
2) Cannabis
3) To be high on Cannabis
4) Anything else related to the consumption of Cannabis

1) I bought a forty last night and schmaucked it all!
2) Gimme da Schmauck!
3) I am so {schmaucked right now.

by Jimmy Stewart shee? November 23, 2009