Shmowzer

A person who completely fails at everything they try, even things that they themselves masterminded.

Joe Beerbottle has a good job, family and home. He quits his job and sells his house to start a buisness which fails and he loses all his money and his house. Joe Beerbottle is a Shmowzer.

One could also be a Shmowzer in a single moment like, spilling a beer they just poured for a girl, on the girl.

by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009

Schmelzer

Goat

Schmelzer is goat

by King_Zagadou September 18, 2020

schmotzer

A small flaccid German penis.

If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.

by Leemush June 13, 2018

Schmoozer

Huge flirt. Usually does it to make one girl feel special in the moment, but in reality does it to many others. A schmooze isn’t a mean person though, they just know what they want in the moment and go for it.

“Damn Zach, you’re such a schmooze”

“What’s a schmoozer”

by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019

Schnowzer

To have a abnormaly large nose, usually referencing to a jew

Dang man that guys schnowzer sticks out like a foot past his glasses

by Laukat May 25, 2007

SCHMELTZER

One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.

He missed that shot,He's a Schmeltzer

by milky2x February 12, 2010

Schmoozer

When a tranny talks to a minor or child in a way where it tries to impress them in a friendly and lively way.

I saw another schmoozer talking to kids outside the school.

by AnonDoxy April 13, 2023