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A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.
Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!
Schmoozer by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012
A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.
Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.
schmoozer by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004
One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.
Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"
schmoozer by Mike September 8, 2004

Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.
I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.
Schmelzer Money by Bird1 January 4, 2016

schmozer 

Cross between a schmoozer and a poseur. A person whose talent for ingratiation and hype are inversely proportional to their vocational competence.
Coach Landers? That dude is such a schmozer—recruited the shit out of the state’s top striker, then turned practice over to his assistant on day one!!
schmozer by FunkyWinnie January 1, 2021
Someone who:
1. Hates freedom
2. Doesn't know what is right for the community
Don't vote for that schmeezer, they'll totally screw you over.
schmeezer by csrsld March 11, 2008
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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