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schlort

a small and rather mal-nurished penis
"luke u have a schlort"
by Shackoon July 8, 2005
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SCHLOUGY

The effect one feels the morning after one has been drinking or smoking the night before. the symptoms of "schlougy" are as follows: the feeling of greasy/the need to shower or bath, the feeling of wanting to be unproductive or fatiuged, very comfortable in any position one might be currently in, lazy, everything is extremly funny, one might make up words to descibe things or feelings (for example schlougy) and the urge to talk and watch stand up comedy on TV.
Words that have been created while feeling schlougy have consisted of: kingkincklers, anklesplatures, ninclesplatures, fingfagglers, jimjuplets, jimble jabbers, ganggigglers, fartfagglers, asplitting lintlickers, jinx chicklets, frabric froshener, flapper jacks, chucky georges, and last but not least SCHLOUGY.
by Kyle Neuman, and THE FELLAS August 22, 2008
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schlontzwise

Any direction that cannot be described by any of the standard directional naming conventions, i.e.: up, down, in, out, forward, backward, left, right, oblique/diagonal, etc.
Onward - Upward - Forward - and - Schlontzwise!!

Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.
by ZisSra July 25, 2011
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schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".
You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!
by oweikdio September 8, 2008
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shlout

A woman characterized by being socially considered slutty as well as visually appealing.
Jawaan - "I heard that chick is a slut dude... but she is pretty hot."

Kyle - "Fuckin shlout."
by Kyle Montooth March 10, 2007
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schloule

Your grandpa died - ‘response’ Schloule.
You have just won the lottery - ‘response’ Schloule.
by Schloule June 4, 2018
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Schlounge

"Look Tom, Jack is lookin at that chick. His schlounge is getting excited."
by Schlounginator_ January 19, 2019
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