Schaumburg High School

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.

I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.

by I say it so you dont have to November 30, 2018

Schaub

To be a chicken, to run away from or refuse to engage in a situation or with another person. Usually also a coward without honour or courage. Always thinks he's won when he's lost and doesn't realise everyone is laughing at him for having less backbone than their 90yr old grandma.

Derives from the 20min fight where Brendan Schaub ran away from Roberto Cyborg Abreu.

Guy 1: Did you see that fight?
Guy 2: Hahahahah ye. It was shit. The guy schaubed for the whole time. What a dick!
Guy 1: I know right! Shaubing pisses me right off!

by CyborgBJJ June 12, 2013

schlala

To tell someone to either "shut up" or "fuck off." This term was originated in a suburb of Detroit and was spread through the speech of the "Dala Master."

Mike: You have a hot mom, man!
Jimmy: Why don't you schlala!

-or-

Mike: I heard you were-
Jimmy: SCHLALA!

by Jamessss February 15, 2007

Schlaunching

Schlaunching is a sport involving the heinous act of acquiring two corpses, opening up their chest cavities, putting your feet inside, and utilizing them as skis. You then slide down a mountain, preferably a rough and rocky one, and see who can go the farthest. Usually, this sport involves three people, and the winner is typically decided by whose corpses are in the best condition and who went the farthest.

Hey, Jim! Wanna go schlaunching with my friend and I?

by Frederick Grumbledink October 14, 2017

schaubed

when a quarterback ends a football game by throwing an interception that results in his team losing the game

With ten seconds left on the clock, the quarterback schaubed the game.

by Scruffy Nina December 6, 2013

Schlab

(n.)'SHlab' In reference to any particular item that is introduced or presented to a group of individuals in the gesture of a gift.
(v.)Schlabbin ('SHlab-n')
(vpt.)Schlabbed ('SHlab-d')

Noun(e.g.)Hey man, don't worry about not having any beer for the party because I have plenty of schlab for the both of us.
Verb(e.g.)I saw Zac schlabbin at the bar buying everyone drinks.
Verb(past-tense)I know David was being generous, but I do feel like he schlabbed too much of his stash for everybody last night.

by bmead23 February 10, 2010

Schlägmän

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"

me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"

by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022