sandjob

An extremely painful handjob,
one that feels like you are being whacked off with sandpaper as opposed to an actual hand.

"Bitch gave me a sandjob. I'm gonna have painful showers for the next week and a half. Scabs. scabs.

by Flaming Falcon December 14, 2008

Sandjob

When getting a handjob at the beach, the coarse, rough, and irritating sand gets everywhere and ends up exfoliating the penile epidermis.

Yo, my girl and I were at the beach last night and she gave me a sandjob. Bro, my dick is bright red, I think I lost couple layers of skin.

by sandjobqueen September 14, 2023

Sandjobable

A girl you would get a sandjob from but not have sex with.

I ain’t finna hit but she’s sandjobable

by CoochFilla April 29, 2021

sand job

sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.

"I ate that bitches pussy nicey nice and she gave me some wack sand job."

by msalt August 27, 2008

Dead Sansjob

A Blowjob given to the receiver by an inanimate skeleton.

Hey did you hear John was at it again?

Oh god what did he do?

He got a dead Sansjob

by sansjobboy69 August 23, 2020

Standjob

(noun, singular) the provision of a blowjob given by a short person to a tall person, such that both parties are standing at the time.

That girl is really cute, but kind of short; she'd definitely give a good standjob.

by Beauty Salon June 7, 2009

Sadjob

A sadjob is when the blowjob does not excite you or cause an erection.

Person 1: That blowjob was terrible.
Person 2: so you got a sadjob?

by The only guy thats sane-ish October 9, 2016