Sad Clown

After ejaculation placing a dollop of semen on each of a girls cheek-bones, so when she stands up, she looks like a sad clown.

That bartender had the biggest cheeks I’ve ever seen, she would make a great Sad Clown.

by D. Romer June 12, 2008

Sad Clown

a irony, a person who is happy but sense something bad is going to happen, therefore making that person feel sad

i feel like a sad clown

by Guillen February 4, 2009

Sad clown

Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.

She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.

by Wolf89 July 3, 2006

sad clown

a very droopy pair of breasts.

She used to be stacked, but where once were perky breasts is now just a sad clown.

by waraw August 25, 2004

sad clown

When you are ready to cum after a blowjob, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have cum dribble down their eyes. Then punch them in the nose, making a red bloody nose, resembling a sad clown.

I busted Betty cheating on me, So before I dumped her bitch ass, I made her a sad clown.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

the sad clown

when ejacqulate on a girls/guys face and punch her in the nose and she starts to cry and bleed

can you beleve dylan he gave jon the sad clown last night

by bobeto lee December 13, 2007

sad clown

When you feel depressed about something, or you are having a hard time coping.

Jenny: Hey Christi, why are you being such a sad clown?

Christi: I lost my cell phone, debit card and keys last night at the bar.

by xeni January 29, 2005