swallowing flies

Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.

Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.

by MBisaBP December 20, 2005

Pork Sword Swallower

One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.

My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.

by Craven Snatch January 7, 2009

Swallower's Remorse

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.

One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.

by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009

cum swallower

When a girl drinks or eats your semen, therefore swallowing it.

Leslie Lopez is a cum swallower.

by Cañas November 29, 2013

Sword Swallowing

when a guy's penis is so long it goes past the throat during a blowjob

extreme deep-throating

credit to: ben morgan

girl: baby, i don't know it i can't fit the whole thing in my mouth
boy: baby, it'll be okay. just try Sword Swallowing

by moocow419 June 8, 2011

swallowed my kids

You ejaculated all in her mouth an she swallowed the sperm

She swallowed my kids last night famo

by swiper18o4 November 19, 2015

swallower

A woman who ingests semen.

Also means shes a keeper.

If I had to pick between the three girls, even if 1 was ugly and swallowed.
I'd still pick the ugly girl.Yup I'd keep the swallower. I mean hell you don't have to look at her face, all you see is the top of her head anyway.

by hold the mayo March 3, 2004