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i was so drunk last night i took my sneaker out at the party,
there i was sitting in my room stroking my sneaker
come on girl you know you want this sneaker
sneaker by pat mayonaise March 21, 2011
1. The tires on your ride.
2. A secondary name for a condom
1. Yo Cletus, whats with the news sneakers on your Ford Ranger? It looks stupid!
2. Dayum baby, my dick needs a sneaker before runnin' your marathon.
sneaker by Brenna Perfect December 21, 2004
Slang for Puma; derived from the Puma Sneaker
a Puma who sneaks up on her prey stealthily is a Sneaker
Sneaker by kisgenM January 5, 2009
Someone that listens to the sneak attack podcast
Sneaker by Tofer March 7, 2020

Sneaker Meetup 

A meetup that usually takes place around nighttime where the boys will go out and and see what they can finesse. The boys will bring out their finest pairs to trade for money or other pairs. A common tradition in sneaker meetups is to be extremely sus and kiss the homies when nobody's looking.
Homie 1: Ight we headin' to the sneaker meetup boutta see what we can finesse
Homie 2: Ight bro we got the amazon boxer 5's whatcha want?
Homie 1: WHOOEE, damn boy those are fine ill give you eight bitcoin
Homie 2: Alright thanks man, *smooches*

Homie 1: *smooches back*
Sneaker Meetup by w_hat August 23, 2020

Sneaker Mail 

Delivering an electronic copy by walking from one computer to another, using a disk (archaic) or a thumb drive.
Ethelbert copied the term paper to his thumb drive, walked to the Profesor's office while wearing his new sneakers, and delivered the file using sneaker mail to the Professor's computer because the Prof did not know how to use e-mail and snail mail is too slow.
Sneaker Mail by CableHills December 22, 2006