slapdick
an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for
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According to Coach Jason Brown from Netflix's Last Chance U - A person who does dumb shit and knows better, but simply cannot help him/herself. Someone who does dumb shit continuously, in a non-malicious manner.
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Slapdick
Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.
Trent Richardson is a slapdick for allowing his friends and family to have account to his bank account . He is also a slapdick for ignoring his bank account for 10 months while his friends and family withdrew $1.6 million.
Slapdick by Bearmonster96 May 26, 2017
Slapdick
A "slapdick" is simply that guy or that girl, who thinks he/she is all that. Some dude walks in a party with a fake tan, popped collar and acts like they know everything about everything, yet not one person there cares what they have to say, gives them attention or wants them there.
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A pain in the ass. Lazy SOB. Who depends on GPS to get around and Makes most Mentally Retarded people seem normal.
slapdick by T Dizzle Boi July 24, 2007
slapdick
game played for fun by homosexual or heterosexual males. Game usually begins by slapping the other players dick when they least expect it. Famous moves include grab and roll or pinch and twist.
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"Tom Cruise auditoned for Will & Grace but his talents were surprisingly not suited to slapdick comedy."