A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.
by TheSauce01 December 26, 2013
I can't believe that slapdick George Bush was a two-term president.
Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.
Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.
by AmandaHugankiss April 24, 2010
an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for
by XePhA88 July 30, 2003
According to Coach Jason Brown from Netflix's Last Chance U - A person who does dumb shit and knows better, but simply cannot help him/herself. Someone who does dumb shit continuously, in a non-malicious manner.
Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.
Trent Richardson is a slapdick for allowing his friends and family to have account to his bank account . He is also a slapdick for ignoring his bank account for 10 months while his friends and family withdrew $1.6 million.
by Bearmonster96 May 23, 2017
A "slapdick" is simply that guy or that girl, who thinks he/she is all that. Some dude walks in a party with a fake tan, popped collar and acts like they know everything about everything, yet not one person there cares what they have to say, gives them attention or wants them there.
by BNMA March 19, 2010
A pain in the ass. Lazy SOB. Who depends on GPS to get around and Makes most Mentally Retarded people seem normal.
by T Dizzle Boi June 23, 2007