The Sharma Shlurp

When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.

White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"

by Blooodles69 May 9, 2022

shlurp the brodie

Suck ya homies dick.
No homo though

I’m down to shlurp the Brodie real good.

by Holy cunt October 1, 2017

shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

by tekritin February 7, 2018

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shlurp

Basically, it is a slurpee. I used this word in asking to have one. Maybe you would use it as a short form, or just a funny word. In this example:

"Can I have a shlurp shlurp, Kailey? Kaitlynn asked.
"No, you can't hav a shlurp shlurp from Circle K." Kailey shot back.

by yeeyee.uraraka June 24, 2019

mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008

Shlurped

A word describing a blowjob.

“I got shlurped.”
“I’m getting shlurped.”
“I’m going to get shlurped.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025