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Shlort
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Used in
the same
context
as a shlong, but if the shlong is not long, but short,
you say
shlort!
Moe said to Joe as he
looked
in Joe’s
bathroom stall
, “
Woahh
u gotta shlort!”
by
Pubo
May 5, 2018
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Shlort
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A
penis too
short to be a
shlong
so its
a short
He was
small
in the pants
. He has a shlort.
by
MrEMan Mike M (MEM)
July 4, 2019
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