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Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.
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Saxophone

The saxophone is the Raper of all other instruments. Usually played by some sexy Guy, or if the situation permits a sexy girl. The saxophone is the result of Thor taking a gay little clarinet and Zeus taking a qreerish French horn and having a mad fight to the death. The result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. The leader of the saxophone family is of course the Alto, Which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in World war I and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in World War II.
Jay Beckenstein plays the Alto saxophone so well he could single handedly defeat Nazi Germany
by wardsback April 17, 2010
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Bal-Sagoth

Symphonic Black metal band from Yorkshire, England formed by vocalist Byron Roberts.

Bal-Sagoth put together their first demo in 1993 have since then released six other albums. A Black Moon Broods over Lemuria, Starfire Burning Upon The Ice-Veiled Throne of Ultima Thule, Battle Magic, The Power cosmic, Atlantis Ascendant, and The Chtonic Chronicles.

Byron Roberts was influenced by such novelists as Robert E. Howard, H. P. Lovecraft, Clark Ashton Smith, Edgar Rice Burroughs and Jack Kirby.

It's no suprise at all that Bal-Sagoth can compose such content with Byron Robert's background in midieval reinactment and degree in English.

However, what makes Bal-Sagoth truly unique is how they use narrative voice overs throughout their songs, and alot of the lyrics are composed of dialogue.

Bal-Sagoth's first album "A Black Moon Broods Over Lemuria" had more of a death metal sound to it, however over the years they've developed a more symphonic black sound.

Based off of alot of ancient legends and tales Bal-Sagoth takes you into a world of sorcery and steel, magic and mayhem. Ranging from Atlantis to Egypt with their Atlantis Ascendant album, even to the very edge of the cosmos itself with The Power Cosmic album released in 1999.

Recently Byron Roberts has mentioned doing some comic books, and possibly a novel.
Bal-Sagoth is unique, there are no examples.
by Tracey Hays October 8, 2008
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salope

"Salope" is better translated as "slut" than as "bitch".
Bitch can better be translated as "chienne".
It is the general french word for a promiscuous woman.
It also carries a meaning of being egoistical and disrespectful of others. Like the english word "nasty", "salope" has two meanings : sexual promiscuity and egoistical behavior.
When used for the egoistical behavior caracterization only, it can be correctly translated by "bitch".
"Suce, salope!" -- "Suck, slut!"

"La patrone est une vraie salope" :
The female boss is a real bitch.
by toto le rototo October 17, 2006
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saxophone

An instrument that's fun to make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.
Those saxophone players are crazy, man.
by ducky March 29, 2005
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Swagophile

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.
Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012
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salop

A word in french creole that means literally, "nasty". However, it can be used as an exclamation.

It can also be used to describe someone who is promiscuous, filthy, or simply does not care. The word is predominantly used as an expletive in many former french colonies.
Joseph "Jack's girl has been sleeping with five guys behind his back."

John "Five guys! Where mate pick up that salop"

(Car Crash sounds) SALOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Dread, you slept with your girlfriends mother and her sister? Boy you really salop eh"
by De Invadah December 28, 2005
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