SAGOP 

EXACT MEANING:
Sexy
Assed
Goddess
Of
Perfection

Guys use this word to describe particularly sexy chix.

There's no other word to describe Jessica than SAGOP said Patrick.

SAGOP by Jessica Powers March 14, 2007

gatorade saxophone 

home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.

Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.

gatorade saxophone by MadFarmerBerry October 12, 2017

sagowi 

sagowi adjective

A Xhosa word used in South Africa that means going through the most or not being okay.

Person 1: what’s up dude ? You have been mizing lately?
Person: Eish , sagowi dude.

sagowi by thatHunNextdoor September 12, 2020

samophlange 

Origin: In the mid 90s, a set of outtakes from the voiceover recording sessions of the popular 80s cartoon Thundercats appeared on the Internet.

Among the very humorous moments in the outtakes is one where the voice actor for Panthro, (the, uh, "soulful" Thundercat) says the following line, "And keep your foot off that blasted Samophlange!" followed quickly by the outtake, "What the F*ck is a Samophlange?!"

Since then, Samophlange has come to be defined as any piece of sensitive technical equipment that may or may not actually exist.

While it is sometimes used in exasperation when a technical glitch can't be explained even by experts, it is more likely to be used as a geeky inside joke at the expense of a newbie, of the same ilk as the ID10T or PEBKAC "errors."

But however you use it, just don't step on it.

<Computer Newbie> "I think my CD-ROM is dead..."

<Smarmy Geek> *sigh* "I sure hope you didn't touch the Samophlange or something.."

samophlange by nutman May 4, 2005

Saxophone 

The most badass instrument ever. This instrument was and still is the source of the gods powers and originated as the physical preservation for a hyper-advanced alien races utopian society but was later discovered to have badass musical and practical properties. For example: a sax can be used as the ultimate chick magnet, opening beer bottles, and for killing that really annoying neighbor. It is also the only object known to mankind that duct tape cannot fix, for it will be incinerated by the sheer raw energy coursing through it and into the player, or should I say wielder of it. You can also leave the discovery of fire thanks to this wonderful instrument, back in the cave ages saxes were held up into a storm to be struck by lightning setting the surroundings ablaze, excluding the wielder. The ancients acquired their precious saxes from the now extinct saxophone tree but are now made in the monumental forge of Hephaestus himself.

Hot chick: so what do you like to do?

Saxophone wielder: all band, all the time.

Hot chick: eww. A band geek.

Saxophone wielder: I play sax

Hot chick: I love you.

Saxophone by Personthingman2 August 4, 2014

snagopuss 

a vag with tentacles and extremely sharp teeth. It will devour anything in sight.

Charlie: see that timid and awkward girl over there??
Rob: Yea, what about her?
Charlie: She has a massive snagopuss, everyone's seen her feed it chicken drumsticks at lunchtime

snagopuss by dorinonimo June 15, 2009

Sacopee Valley

The middle of no where. Only has 3 black people and an endless supply of sluts. Where white boys use "nigga" as every other word and "can rap." The definition of hick, where they fight over Ford or Chevy instead of stuff that acutely matters.

White boy: Lest go smoke some weed nigga.
Teachers: Welcome to Sacopee Valley

Sacopee Valley by wvlkvsfnrwg December 16, 2012