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The saxophone is the Raper of all other instruments. Usually played by some sexy Guy, or if the situation permits a sexy girl. The saxophone is the result of Thor taking a gay little clarinet and Zeus taking a qreerish French horn and having a mad fight to the death. The result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. The leader of the saxophone family is of course the Alto, Which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in World war I and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in World War II.
Jay Beckenstein plays the Alto saxophone so well he could single handedly defeat Nazi Germany
by wardsback April 17, 2010
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To repeatedly rape an opposing player in an online game (or in real life if that kind of stuff floats your boat). To reign down with a furry that would mildly intimidate Chuck Norris. Mainly associated with Call of Duty 6
Player 1: *knifes opposing player, turns around to find their tactical insertion.
Player 2: *Tactically inserts
Player 1: * knifes player 2* "GET MERC'D!!!!!!!!!
by wardsback April 12, 2010
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