rustic

In for sale adds, rustic is a euphemism for old and shitty.

Her vagina was a bit rustic, but I was in a pinch.

by downpat75 August 3, 2008

rusticity

fady+jen

nasssty

by Kol-min September 27, 2003

rustic

having sex with a girl while she is on her period

Bob Jones: I had rustic sex with Susie last night. We ruined her new white sheets.

by Robert Bob Jones August 27, 2009

rustic

Ron neal

ron neal is rather rustic rouldn't you say?

by john December 12, 2003

rustic trumpet

Pertaining to the sound(s) of unintended flatulence during anal copulation.

"She kept accidentally farting while I was ass fucking her, and it sounded like a chorus of rustic trumpets!"

by downpat75 August 3, 2008

rustic fuck

Sex in a cabin, outhouse, tent, or other outdoorsy setting.

He flipped the tail of her flannel shirt onto her back, undid the flap of her red longjohns and commenced their rustic fuck.

by Rustic Fuckers November 28, 2018

rustic frog

when you have your girl on her back and are having sex, you pull out and cum on her tits. as you do, her frog like tongue hits it like a fly on a lily pad.

i was having sex with my girl friend and she pulled a rustic frog as i was trying to cum on her tits.

by frogger money March 2, 2009