Rumsfeld

(n) a mess left in the microwave for someone else to clean up

Who pulled a Rumsfeld? Someone blasted a pile of burrito-looking stuff on the tray and instead of cleaning it he put it on top and left it for someone else to clean.

by neuron February 1, 2010

rumsfeld

Alternative for the offensive term "retard."

You're so stupid - are you some kind of rumsfeld?

by SerenityNow June 24, 2007

rumsfelded

to recieve a glowing evaluation even while spending years failing, and then get fired within a week of the evaluation

John got rumsfelded by his boss

by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006

rumsfelding

the act of making complete, utter nonsense out of long-winded speeches

That guy telling ghost stories is rumsfelding us.

by Stone19 September 21, 2008

rumsfeld

v. To back out or resign under mounting scrutiny and/or criticism.

Having been caught in in a compromising situation with the office intern, Johnny Rumsfelded himself out of trouble by taking a job at another company.

by HobieKopek November 11, 2006

donald rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."

Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!

by Ian May 13, 2005

Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.

1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005