Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.

1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

donald rumsfeld

A robot sent from the future who can coldly calculate, omitting all emotional distraction.

Donald Rumsfeld is a BMF who would take over the world if he could hold inject more of the bullshit charm and charisma that our monkey president has.

by fo shizzle May 25, 2003

rumsfeldian

Derived from Donald Rumsfeld, erstwhile SECDEF and all-around meanie, the term "rumsfeldian" is an adjective used to describe a truly tremendous blunder, such as NOT pursuing the jihadis in Afghanistan or invading/occupying a hostile country with far too few troops.

He really screwed the pooch on that one! It was positively rumsfeldian!!

by succulentboi August 25, 2004

donald rumsfeld

Soviet-style prevaricator

Donald Rumsfeld said that the U.S. needed to bomb, invade, conquer and occupy Iraq in order to liberate Iraq.

by Jason Stanford September 11, 2003

Rumsfeld

Batshit Crazy Warmonger, or BCW. Often inciting wars and encouraging Imperalist behaviour in uneducated leaders.

1. Jesus, my new manager is a total rumsfeld, the CEO listens to everything he says, and the companies tanking.

by Tyson January 27, 2003

Donald Rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense

Does not give a shit about our troops, or the thousands of innocent Iraqis he's killing, he's only it in for the money.

Sieg Heil Herr Rumsfeld

by I Hate Conformists April 20, 2005

rumsfeldian

Use of profound logic to confound the opposition, often yourself.

"We have known knowns(things we know we know), known unknowns(things we know we don't know), unknown unknowns (things we don't know we don't know), and unknown knowns (things we don't know we know)" came the rumsfeldian reply to the reporters question.

by KennethM September 23, 2007