A severe mental disorder where a driver on the road is oblivious to basic motor vehicle operations and rules of the road. This condition affects teenagers to seniors.
Symptoms: Random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic...
Side Effects: Causes other drivers on the road massive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.
Symptoms: Random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic...
Side Effects: Causes other drivers on the road massive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.
Bob: Oh my god that driver just stopped on the freeway with his signal light on trying to get on the off ramp.
John: Typical move by a Road-Tard!!!!
John: Typical move by a Road-Tard!!!!
by Evil McBain September 1, 2010
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-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.
-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.
by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007
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When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.
by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008
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12 year old kid: Your mom sucks too, but she charges! Ooh! Roasted!
Me: this guy is a roastard
12 year old kid: Your mom sucks too, but she charges! Ooh! Roasted!
Me: this guy is a roastard
by cripplesauce October 1, 2017
Get the Roastard mug.The quintessential PED drugged up mental-midget, muscle douche, gym-bro or broad / fitness influencer / crossfitter / MMA fan / Joe Rogan worshipper, who advocate the use of PEDs for aesthetics, under the guise of fitness, while deflecting focus to some casual factor such as eating keto, carnivore, raw diet, or “hard work” (also made possible by PEDs) The roidtard typically gives fitness and health advice, based exclusively off of their appearance, (which would not be possible without drugs) while having no scientific or educational credibility except “bro-science”. They mourn the other roidtards’ premature drug-related or lifestyle deaths, citing how “jacked”, “fire” or inspirational the now maggot-food buffet roidtard was while alive, and using massive amounts of drugs to gain attention and false accolade, which inspres others to do the same.
Fitness influencer "Joesthetics" Lindner died of an aneurysm at 30 because he was a roidtard like Rich Piana, and every other social media muscle douche.
The culture of roidtards is self -fulfilling cycle of self-destruction.
The culture of roidtards is self -fulfilling cycle of self-destruction.
by Kirkury September 12, 2023
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by Caligreens December 19, 2006
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