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Road-Tard

A severe mental disorder where a driver on the road is oblivious to basic motor vehicle operations and rules of the road. This condition affects teenagers to seniors.

Symptoms: Random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic...

Side Effects: Causes other drivers on the road massive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.
Bob: Oh my god that driver just stopped on the freeway with his signal light on trying to get on the off ramp.

John: Typical move by a Road-Tard!!!!
by Evil McBain September 1, 2010
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Roadtardation

noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard

-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.
In many states, roadtardation rates are reaching epidemic proportions.
by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007
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readtarded

When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.
I've been at the library for 6 hours and now I'm readtarded.
by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008
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Roastard

A person who retardedly says "roasted" all the time.
Me: Jeez this burger really sucks...
12 year old kid: Your mom sucks too, but she charges! Ooh! Roasted!
Me: this guy is a roastard
by cripplesauce October 1, 2017
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Roidtard

The quintessential PED drugged up mental-midget, muscle douche, gym-bro or broad / fitness influencer / crossfitter / MMA fan / Joe Rogan worshipper, who advocate the use of PEDs for aesthetics, under the guise of fitness, while deflecting focus to some casual factor such as eating keto, carnivore, raw diet, or “hard work” (also made possible by PEDs) The roidtard typically gives fitness and health advice, based exclusively off of their appearance, (which would not be possible without drugs) while having no scientific or educational credibility except “bro-science”. They mourn the other roidtards’ premature drug-related or lifestyle deaths, citing how “jacked”, “fire” or inspirational the now maggot-food buffet roidtard was while alive, and using massive amounts of drugs to gain attention and false accolade, which inspres others to do the same.
Fitness influencer "Joesthetics" Lindner died of an aneurysm at 30 because he was a roidtard like Rich Piana, and every other social media muscle douche.

The culture of roidtards is self -fulfilling cycle of self-destruction.
by Kirkury September 12, 2023
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roadhard put away wet

this is a real booze bag slut. she has been on the road and had sex with many and left moist, vaginally, because she is such a dirty whore. she will typically wear leather, have a shitty tatoo and a feathered hair cut.
Man, that bitch looks roadhard put away wet.
by Caligreens December 19, 2006
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Radtarded

its when you do something completely stupid, but people think its cool...
ELL- WOW that was so RAD!

Jon- not it wasnt it was retarded!

ELL- it was RADtarded!
by Sahara Vicious June 8, 2007
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