Red Card

Fictional card you "throw down" to your friends to initiate a no questions asked go out and get bombed no matter what kind of night. Typically you get one per year within a group of friends.

I don't care if its Tuesday and everyone has 9 a.m. class, my girlfriend just broke up with me, I'm throwing down a Red Card. Bust out the Jager!

by fluffhead1999 May 5, 2009

red carpet

The pubic hair of a red headed woman.

"He thinks he's getting inside? Please, Bonnie's red carpet is VIP only."

by Veronica Veil May 19, 2008

Red carpet moment

When a woman has a moment of pure rage caused by her menstrual cycle.

Angie had a red carpet moment when I left the toilet seat up

by nyjyrk January 17, 2010

red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.

I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!

by Natalie February 2, 2005

red carpet

A females mensturating vagina. the carpet meaning the a females pubic hair. Red meaning the blood that occurs during menstration.

I was eating red carpet last night.

by Joe Iron November 12, 2005

roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome

They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.

by Light Joker November 1, 2005

Red Cars Are Red

A statement used when someone points out the obvious, mostly to mock. Used on forums to prove a point, without all the hassle of trying or caring.

1: "It all comes down to what you prefer using"
2: "Red cars are red"

by WrongRrabbit December 24, 2010