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Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.
"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
by Tony Red September 2, 2009
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recessionitis

noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away.

The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it.

see also: recessionista
Amber: Hey are you coming out to the bar tonight?

Amy: Ahh man I wish I could... but I have a really bad case of recessionitis.
by ae123456 March 4, 2009
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recessionism

Recessionism is a political ideology that believes an economic recession would benefit the rich and powerful while harming the poor and average working class. This is because the wealthy and billionaires would be able to buy things cheaper while the working class would have to suffer more due to the loss of jobs. The recessionist believes that this will push the government to make the rich pay more taxes, thus making the economy better off and this is a form of economic socialism, which is a major part of the capitalist system. The recessionist believes that the economy will get better if the rich suffer more from losing their money and their jobs and that the economy will get worse if the rich get richer and lose fewer jobs.

This is because the average person is a capitalist and the recessionist believes that a capitalist is someone who is against the interests of the poor and the working class, thus making the rich and powerful even go bankrupt.

In 2011, Congress passed a bill that gave more money to the government and banks.

This bill was the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA) and this act was passed because the government and the banks were in trouble, due to the financial crisis and the recession. This act had some good effects, but it was also used as a way to redistribute wealth.
Recessionism is a classic bait-and-switch ideology.
by The Ferocious Whomper December 8, 2022
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recessionist

A person that steals anything they want to save money.
Now that I'm a recessionist, I steal whatever I want.
by "they shall call me noodle" December 2, 2009
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recessionist

n, someone who excels during a Economic Recession.People who over come the economic of there environment to thrive.
He is a real recessionist, opening that business in this market.
by TIDO D December 17, 2008
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recessionist

to be one with the recession.

to not spend alot of money because of the recession
nah man i cant buy that im a recessionist.
by JJ fresh May 4, 2009
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recessiontainment

A discounted form of valued entertainment offered as an opportunity for release during times of financial hardship or strain.
I need to watch enjoy an inexpensive night of recessiontainment this Friday, for two hours of freedom from my worries.
by kruegste December 16, 2008
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