Rectify

To fix something by shoving it way up your rectum.

This baseball bat is bent. Here help me rectify it. MMMmm, ohhhhhhh, unggggggg. Oh yeah. That's better.

by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

rectify

To convert alternating current to direct current by means of a semiconductive material or a vacuum tube.

The AC power in my amplifier is rectified by a 5U4GB tube.

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

[ratify]

to officially approve.

Nine of the thirteen original colonies in the United States of America had to ratify the Constitution

by cinnimonsticks March 31, 2015

Racify

To be racist towards an individual, an object, an animal, or asian.

Dude did you see me just racify that short Asian.;
(Past Tense) YOU JUST GOT RACIFIED!!!;
(Present Tense) No mom. I can't talk right now I'm racifying this midget.

by Joshua Love June 10, 2008

Ratify

To make someone, by force or own will, collaborate with the Police in capturing and arresting criminals by means of passing information relevant to whereabouts and actions of felons.

What a fucking clown! Steve got down with the feds and was ratified! Ratified, I tell you! You can believe Mario was angry as fuck after that! It's sure as hell never a good sign when the cops ratify someone's ass!

by Wess Coss Raida August 3, 2010

Ratify

To turn an object or person in to a rat through magical or scientific means.

I will fucking ratify you, you shitfaced whore.

by Babygorhkirby February 21, 2021

Rantify

To turn a topic into a rant is to rantify a topic.

Person 1: Hmm isn't it odd that they all start with black-belts in cobra-kai?
person 2: Don't even get me started (begins to rant)
narrator: person 2 rantifyed a topic.

by The_Happy_Side June 13, 2023